Garcias Babes

I don’t have much patience for teens…they can be annoying as fuck in oh so many ways and the mall-queens and kings frequently get on my nerves with their posing and arrogant ass behavior when I’m trying to get my shit done and get the hell outta there.  But the teens in Teenies Exposed 1 give me hope for the future generations, cos even tho these teen broads are totally into themselves like so many others, they’re also happy to show their self-love and display their naked bodies for our enjoyment before revealing their true slutty natures as they get nasty with some intense cock-play and fuck sessions.  That’s a trade-off I can handle.

So with Teenies Exposed 1 we get three jackable scenes that all follow the same kinda theme…hard-bodied teen slut wearing a skimpy outfit rubs her ass and her tits to the camera, then flashes her tits and licks them before getting clothed again, then rubbing herself again before being introduced to some meaty cock to fuck and suck to her hearts content. Now the thing with teen sluts is that they’re just starting to discover how totally fucking great having sex can be, and their hormones are going wild and producing intense desires and horniness that comes across in each of these hot three scenes.  The teen babes in Teenies Exposed 1 keep going and going, getting fucked harder and deeper and faster with each passing moment and they never seem to slow down.  That intense sexual energy is totally fucking hot and made me cum pretty hard several times earning Teenies Exposed 1 a highly jackable four cocks-up, and given that these are teen sluts, which isn’t usually my bag, that’s a fucking good rating so check it out.

Now don’t get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that.  Anyways, when I picture American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader types getting gangbanged by whatever team they’re cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Cream Pie 2 is a hot movie in it’s own right; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.

Now the beginning of each of these scenes is totally fucked up and convinces me that the director’s for American Cream Pie 2 were majorly messed up on drugs…each scene you have two chicks pretending that they are tied up to these chairs and manage to break their bonds…then like any escaped captive; they strip down and start masturbating (like what the fuck man?).  Anyways whether these chicks are American or not, they are certainly the type of chicks that belong in porn, because their slutty natures come through the screen full force at you, and speaking of full force, that’s also the way that they like to be fucked.  Anyone who says women can’t share should check this out cos for the most part they’re very good about sharing cock for each of these lucky dudes in all five scenes.  Overall except for the idiotic beginnings (which you can fast-scan) American Cream Pie 2 was a great and very creamy movie and gets four cream-shooting cocks-up.

Okay, enough of this bullshit.  Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too.  Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll!  I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too).  Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.

So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights.  Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action.  So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over.  Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease.  The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it.  The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load.  For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink.  Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.

Chubby Chasers 7 is a movie that really lets the good times roll; as a matter of fact there are more rolls in this movie than in the average bakery, but unlike many BBW movies, this one has the advantage in that many of these rolls or at least the sweet pastries inside are also more succulent looking than in the average bakery.  My biggest complaint with this movie is they really ripped us off on duration.  Perhaps the producers felt that what they lost in length they could make up in girth…in a way they were right cos a couple of the chicks in this movie are damn hot, totally know how to fuck, and are better stacked than the Vatican library.